"The Blonde and the Trucker"
USA -Jokes by Curt Spang -February 17, 2008: -- A trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather andyou are losing some of your load"... The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street... When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, theblonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing someof your load!"... Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down thestreet. At the third red light, the same thing happens again... All out of breath , the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks onthe truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, myname is Heather, and you are losing som e of your load"... When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the nextlight. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, andruns back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, its winter in Illinois and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK".
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