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May 1, 2008

Finally A JOKE !!! ... * It didn't take an X-ray to figure this one out

USA -The Trucker -1 May 2008: -- A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain... "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor... "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman... "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific"... The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." ... Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too"... Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried... The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger !!" ...

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Feb 18, 2008

"The Blonde and the Trucker"

USA -Jokes by Curt Spang -February 17, 2008: -- A trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather andyou are losing some of your load"... The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street... When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, theblonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing someof your load!"... Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down thestreet. At the third red light, the same thing happens again... All out of breath , the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks onthe truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, myname is Heather, and you are losing som e of your load"... When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the nextlight. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, andruns back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, its winter in Illinois and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK".

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