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JOKING ...
* Best Patients
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table... The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”... The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”... The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”... The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers…those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”... But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable.”
* Driving Test
Two truck driving brothers are taking a driving test, and the instructor asks, “You’re driving the truck and you’re at the top of a mountain and your brakes go out. You notice an accident at the bottom of the mountain, what do you do?”... The trucker replies, “The first thing I do is wake up my brother.”... “What good is that going to do?” the instructor asks... The trucker replies replies, “In all of the years we’ve been driving he ain’t never seen an accident like the one we’re about to get in to.”...
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